Reminder: Paris Hilton To Retire In 60 Days

Amid all the “ZOMG Paris Hilton is pregnant!” rumors, it’s worth remembering that the girl famous for doing nothing (except repeatedly having her racy photos and video leaked) is retiring in two months. Yep, on June 20th 2007, Paris is give up on public life. At least that’s what she said in Newsweek: She’s certainly […] » about 200 words

Less Than A Year Left Before Paris’ Retirement

Yup, Tom reminded me recently that there’s less than a year left on the Official Paris Hilton Retirement Countdown. In case you’ve forgotten, the hamburger-eating heiress announced her retirement in a June 20 issue of Newsweek (jump to page two for the relevant bits). Don’t get tripped up on the postdated retirement announcement, Bill Gates […] » about 300 words