Reminder: Paris Hilton To Retire In 60 Days

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Amid all the “ZOMG Paris Hilton is pregnant!” rumors, it’s worth remembering that the girl famous for doing nothing (except repeatedly having her racy photos and video leaked) is retiring in two months.

Yep, on June 20th 2007, Paris is give up on public life. At least that’s what she said in Newsweek:

She’s certainly managed to turn herself into an icon and a conglomerate for essentially being a party girl—that is, for doing nothing. And she’s planning to give up her public life in two years, by which time she expects to become a mother with fiance Paris Latsis. “I don’t enjoy going out anymore,” she says. “It’s a pain. It’s everyone saying, ‘Let’s do a deal! Can I have a picture? ‘I’m just, like, ‘These people are such losers. I can’t believe I used to love doing this’.”

Of course, Paris also said she was giving up on sex for a year (supposed countdown: July 11 2007).