Via Gizmodo: a CD of annoying sounds at Gadgets.co.uk. Twenty “ear splitting” sound effects and a pair of earplugs “for your sanity and protection” for £14.99. What 20 sound effects?
- Drill
- Party (at least 200 People)
- Orgasm (Outstanding)
- Train
- Drum (Played by a Child)
- Inhuman Screams
- Walking (High Heels)
- Domestic Squabble
- Doors Banging
- Bowling
- Unhappy Dog
- Practicing a violin
- Traffic Jam
- Garbage Truck
- A screaming newborn baby
- Phone Ringing
- Ball Game
- Pigeons
- Spring house cleaning
- Cock-a-Doodle-Do!
Usage instructions?
Choose your favourite track from this hilarious CD, turn up the volume, and sit back (or go out for half an hour) and reap sweet revenge.