Remember, He’s Really Big In Germany

Blame Bentley for this. And, as noted in a comment there, “it’s so amazing how [David] Hasselhoff has this entire other career that doesn’t exist in the US, except for mocking purposes.”


Beware the pretty faces that you find.

A pretty face can hide an evil mind.

Oh be careful what you say,

Or you’ll give yourself away,

Odds are you won’t live to see tomorrow.