Transcipt:
What? Oh, yeah. I feel great.
Larry, I’m quittin’ the company and startin’ my own. And by the way, I feel great.
Steve, you’re a great guy with great skills, you’re gonna do great. *pounds fist* What the hell, I’m comin’ with ya.
Ooohhhhfff.
Hey, you’re hot and I feel great. Let’s get married.
Alright, but I want lots of kids.
Me too. Five hundred of them. *slams file drawer* Ooohhhhfff.
Yeah. Babies everywhere.
*storming through office*
Heyyyy. What’s up?
Me. I’m up and I feel great.
You feel great?
Yeah, really great. Go ahead and hit me.
*punches*
Ooohhhhfff
You do feel great. I just shattered my hand. Oh ho, yeahhaha.
*storming through office*
Steve, this is Bill. He owns this place and he’s got more money than gawd.
I’m filthy rich, I’m always tan, and I’ve got a great ass too. But my marriage sucks so I hate my life.
Bill, I’m Steve. I’m marrying a girl just because of her looks and we’re rushing right in to making babies.
BAAHBIES.
I got no income because I just quit my job and I don’t care because I feel grrreat.
YEAH!
But did this one minute 35 second commercial (copyrighted 2003 by Turnpike Films) ever air?