Email received today:
Nothing starts a Monday off like Kippered Seafood Snacks, Deviled Ham, with a side of Spam, Potted Meat Food Product, followed by Vienna Sausage, all washed down with some Icey cold Clam Juice.
Now I am ready to face the day.
Yours Meatily,
Dr. Meaty McMeat Meatofski Meatovich Hamkowsky-Beafeau Porkson