The strange folks over at Custom Creature Taxidermy Arts have come out with a Squirrel Liquor Decanter that’s making the rounds. Jon said simply “words cannot describe.” But the good folks at Gizmodo assure us that “anyone who sees you sucking on the desiccated neck of an ex-squirrel will know you are a man of class and style.”
Other items in their novelty selection include flying squirrels and punk rock squirrels. I should warn readers that curiosity often gets the better of me and leads me places I wish it hadn’t, and that’s how I felt about the other sections, especially “pickled pets” and “cryptic curios.”