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Label: WARNING: Hazerdous alcohol inside. Can intoxicate, disorientate, or cause hangover.Brewing cider takes a long time.

…and most of it is just waiting.

So while we wait, I draw up new labels. Click for

Appearal and other products with these graphics are available in our online store.

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Take four to six glasses orally. Do not administer to children.

Makes you speak louder and value you opinions more.

Makes you stronger and more attractive to women.

All natural ingredients. Guaranteed.

Her Little Secret

How does Betty Sue stay so happy? That’s her little secret.

Between Classes, and while baking cookies,

Betty Sue enjoys a quick nip of liquor.

It’s not a habit, but it is what keeps that smile on her face.

You too can depend on the Redstone Cider products

that have been plastering smiles on faces everywhere.

Label: WARNING: Hazerdous alcohol inside. Can intoxicate, disorientate, or cause hangover.