On The One Hand He Wants To Catapult Chicken Droppings, On The Other Hand He Did Catapult His Wife; Repeatedly

The homeland security press is just getting wind of Joe Weston-Webb’s attempts to deter vandals with nonlethal weapons, but the story became all the rage in Britain when it broke last year. The stories hit all the timely bits: Joe got burgled, so he announced plans to install a catapult. A what? A catapult. Why? […] » about 400 words