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Things I Learned At Lunch Today

Karaoke means “empty orchestra” in about the same way that karate means “empty hand.” The “oke” piece is actually a shortened form of “orchestra,” borrowed from western languages.

Ethiopians supposedly discovered coffee when they noticed goats eating the beans. No word on weather the coffee beans in their droppings are any good.

lunch, coffee, karaoke, karate, goats, coffee beans, orchestra

Posted on Thursday, February 16th, 2006 at 6:34 pm in Questionable...funny. Pointless.   |  RSS feed

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2 Comments to “Things I Learned At Lunch Today”

    
  1. Jon
    February 16, 2006 at 7:55 pm

    You suppose they noticed the goats were twitching afterwards?

    Interestingly wikipedia’s article on coffee reinforces the goat story.

  2. asim
    February 27, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    i haze koasetion

    

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