Some time ago, a box with the above pictured contents went to Chuck Robidoux. He wrote back:
Nothing starts a Monday off like Kippered Seafood Snacks and Deviled Ham with a side of Spam and Potted Meat Food Product followed by Vienna Sausage, all washed down with some icey cold Clam Juice.
Now I am ready to face the day.
Dr. Meaty McMeat Meatofski Meatovich Hamkowsky-Beafeau Porkson