I’m wishing Alanis Morissette a happy birthday not just because we share a birth month and year, but because it’s a good reason to look back at her cover of My Humps and get another smile.
But, as long as we’re talking about events in June, we might as well remember that we’re now just 20 [...]

Posted June 1, 2007 by Casey Bisson
Categories: Blink, Questionable...funny. Pointless.. Tags: Alanis Morissette, birthday, events, june, Paris Hilton. One Comment.

Amid all the “ZOMG Paris Hilton is pregnant!” rumors, it’s worth remembering that the girl famous for doing nothing (except repeatedly having her racy photos and video leaked) is retiring in two months.
Yep, on June 20th 2007, Paris is give up on public life. At least that’s what she said in Newsweek:
She’s certainly managed to [...]

Posted April 21, 2007 by Casey Bisson
Categories: Questionable...funny. Pointless., Style, Fashion and Food. Tags: celebutante, countdown, doing nothing, heiress, paris, Paris Hilton, party girl, pregnant, retirement, rumors. 2 Comments.

Yup, Tom reminded me recently that there’s less than a year left on the Official Paris Hilton Retirement Countdown. In case you’ve forgotten, the hamburger-eating heiress announced her retirement in a June 20 issue of Newsweek (jump to page two for the relevant bits).
Don’t get tripped up on the postdated retirement announcement, Bill Gates announced [...]

Posted July 14, 2006 by Casey Bisson
Categories: Questionable...funny. Pointless., Style, Fashion and Food. Tags: countdown, doing nothing, heiress, paris, Paris Hilton, party girl, retirement. 3 Comments.