Amid all the “ZOMG Paris Hilton is pregnant!” rumors, it’s worth remembering that the girl famous for doing nothing (except repeatedly having her racy photos and video leaked) is retiring in two months.
Yep, on June 20th 2007, Paris is give up on public life. At least that’s what she said in Newsweek:
She’s certainly managed to [...]

Posted April 21, 2007 by Casey
Categories: Questionable...funny. Pointless., Style, Fashion and Food. Tags: celebutante, countdown, doing nothing, heiress, paris, Paris Hilton, party girl, pregnant, retirement, rumors. 2 Comments.

Yup, Tom reminded me recently that there’s less than a year left on the Official Paris Hilton Retirement Countdown. In case you’ve forgotten, the hamburger-eating heiress announced her retirement in a June 20 issue of Newsweek (jump to page two for the relevant bits).
Don’t get tripped up on the postdated retirement announcement, Bill Gates announced [...]

Posted July 14, 2006 by Casey
Categories: Questionable...funny. Pointless., Style, Fashion and Food. Tags: countdown, doing nothing, heiress, paris, Paris Hilton, party girl, retirement. 3 Comments.

Zach saw my story about plane crashes and forwarded me a link to this video of an early parachutist he found on Damn Interesting.
The connection to yesterday’s story is that the video ends with cops measuring the depth of the crater the jumper left after falling almost 1000 feet from the top of the [...]

Posted March 1, 2006 by Casey
Categories: Questionable...funny. Pointless.. Tags: base jumper, base jumping, eiffel tower, fall, france, jump, parachute, parachutist, paris, pathe, suicide, video. One Comment.