Above, Matthew Batchelder’s diagram showing the correct relationship of the internet, awesomeness, ninjas, pirates, dinosaurs, zombies, robots, and Gummi Bears (though, where are the superheros you might ask).
Gummi Bears, awesomeness, chart, diagram, dinosaurs, matthew batchelder, ninjas, pirates, robots, the internet, zombies

Posted March 4, 2007 by Casey
Categories: Libraries & Networked Information, Questionable...funny. Pointless., Technology. Tags: awesomeness, chart, diagram, dinosaurs, Gummi Bears, matthew batchelder, ninjas, pirates, robots, the internet, zombies. One Comment.

Thanks to MetaFilter for pointing this out, and Matty, for putting it to good use.
Yes, you really can use this to make authoritative looking reports on anything.
esolutions, lies, statistics, data, pirates, ninjas, bullshit

Posted January 1, 2007 by Casey
Categories: Questionable...funny. Pointless.. Tags: bullshit, data, esolutions, lies, ninjas, pirates, statistics. 12 Comments.

From AskMeFi: “You know, like gaggle of geese, murder of crows, school of fish, all that. Does a group of ninjas have some sort of descriptor? We’re talking many people in halloween costumes, how to address them together. The { blank }.”
Aside from the inevitable brush to Ask a Ninja, answers included:

sir, sir, sir, and [...]

Posted October 10, 2006 by Casey
Categories: Questionable...funny. Pointless.. Tags: collective plural, lurk, metafilter, name, names, naming, ninja, ninjas, whisper. One Comment.