Bush: “I Invented The iPod”

W has an iPod.

President Bush, speaking in Alabama at the American Competitiveness Initiative, made a claim that would make Al Gore blush: he claimed to have invented the iPod.

After taking credit for the development of ultra-small hard drives, audio compression, and chemistry(?), he laid it out: “it turned out that those were the key ingredients for the development of the iPod.”

Tip o’ the hat to Engadget.

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17 Comments

  1. Comment by Ziplok on May 24, 2006 12:48 pm

    George W. Bushpod
    this guy is the shizznit forget the politics the death and war.
    Its all about the iPod baby.

  2. Comment by Ziplok on May 24, 2006 12:49 pm

    Bush 2 terms iPod video W Bushpod

  3. Comment by ma cootchie stank on August 28, 2006 8:23 pm

    baby ur dick is long and sexy fuck me bush

  4. Comment by bush on September 27, 2006 7:40 pm

    hey u fucks.. leave me alone. i’m smart and cool and i love to help people! i INVENTED THE IPOD!!!!!!! Ok? and sure i’ll fuck you .. come over and we’ll do it in my office. adress: white house

  5. Comment by me mum on October 16, 2006 11:02 pm

    y did u delete it

  6. Comment by popstick on October 22, 2006 9:44 pm

    dont tease bush screw u

  7. Comment by loca on November 9, 2006 7:58 pm

    hey you all are mother ****ers! But don’t forget I love you! kisses

  8. Comment by ugly on November 9, 2006 8:00 pm

    i don’t know **it about the president but i do know that he did not invent no f***in iPOd so stop taking credit for something that’s not true. bush is a fag

  9. Comment by alice on November 14, 2006 1:35 am

    hey guys ily briddy and gabby and jess luv yew x x x

  10. Comment by Ziplok on November 28, 2006 7:01 pm

    George W. Bush will exit office soon but not till the 80gig ipod video was released and call me Nostrodamous cause here comes some more future reading the next iPod will be better so maybe by the time he gets impeached or serves his second term up Macintosh would have come up with the 100 gig model. Plus watch the rest of it improve steadily. Go listen to my music and put the mp3s in your iPod go to
    isound.com/ziplok and just go get them. The iPod would not have made so much progress under the Gore administration thats why destiny put Bush in his place. U.S. is a very confused political place with too many opinions thanks to technology Bush will be a historic figure in time for his recklessness to test new technologies and forge us to the 21rst Century every civilization does this study your history books you non educated political a holes.

  11. Comment by jacky on December 4, 2006 5:39 pm

    yes hi im jacky horan and ipod I INVENTED IPODS ok gd boiz oh and i also invented mp3 players so u can shuv it up ur hairy ass

    [tags]jacky horan[/tags]

  12. Comment by bob the builder on December 21, 2006 3:43 pm

    yeah this is funny!!!!

  13. Comment by Ziplok on January 20, 2007 1:51 am

    Get ready to load up your songs into your iPhones thanx George W. you the mzzan. Now Ill call the white house in DC to congradulate you on your future success. Oh yeah go google search for Ziplok Yahoo search Ziplok Im on 94 music mp3 sites and now thanks to W. ill be on your iPhone in June for a mear 600 bucks. Peace Ziplok

    [tags]ipods, computers, steve jobs, apple, pcs, zoon, creative.[/tags]

  14. Comment by chrissy on February 21, 2007 1:57 am

    this is a shit site you are all losers and load of bulshit

  15. Comment by JD on February 22, 2007 6:50 pm

    lolz its funny bush singing Rap!!!!!
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  16. Comment by Alyssa on July 5, 2007 1:55 pm

    i don’t believe he actually made the ipod. i think he is just tryng to take credit because it is so popular!!

  17. Comment by Vanise on November 14, 2007 7:21 pm

    yo! who invented the ipod? SERIOUSLY?!?!?!? don’t B.S me

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