Business Marketing Babble Makes Me Laugh

Found on Jeff Nolan’s blog:

Competitive Intelligence: “a large fuzzy animal may be a bear.”

Marketing: “SAP can help you understand your fuzzy animals. With over 30 years in the fuzzy animal industry, we know if you are looking at a bear, a guy in a coat, or a large dog.”

Communications: “In today’s world of increasing challenges, It’s obvious fuzzy animals are what our customers care about.”

Sales: “Who cares what it is. Let’s kill it and eat it.”

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2 Comments

  1. Comment by JABER1977 on April 17, 2008 1:31 pm

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

  2. Comment by ANAND RAI on April 19, 2008 7:58 am

    INDIA IS ALLWAYS BACK BEACASE IT HAVE NO ANY DEPOENDECY AT NUCLEAURE TOPIC IT IS MAJOR DEFICULTIES

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