I first caught up with all this at Matt’s blog, but on the radio out here in Oregon today they kept inserting Chuck Norris legends between songs. Here’s a bunch from Chuck Norris Facts:
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
- There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
- Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
- Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
- Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
- Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Not that it matters, but Ed Friedlander, M.D., Pathologist apparently uses Chuck Norris as an example in his classes (search, you’ll find it)
matt batchelder, chuck norris, roundhouse kick, kick, myths, legends, facts, book of chuck, holy book of chuck, chuck norris facts
Related:
Posted February 18, 2006 by Casey
Categories: Questionable...funny. Pointless.. Tags: book of chuck, chuck norris, chuck norris facts, facts, holy book of chuck, kick, legends, matt batchelder, myths, roundhouse kick.
1 Comment(s)
Comments RSS
TrackBack Identifier URI
Leave a comment
User contributed tags for this post:
chuck norris myths (354) - chuck norris energy drink (295) - chuck norris meme (224) - chuck norris (145) - boogeyman chuck norris (144) - chuck norris waldo (143) - chuck norris clip art (139) - chuck norris clipart (93) - chuck norris citations (68) - chuck norris boogeyman (64) - chuck norris drink (36) - chuck norris jokes (32) - chuck norris memes (29) - mss (28) - waldo chuck norris (27) - myths about chuck norris (25) - chuck norris punch (21) - chuck norris graph (21) - clip art chuck norris (18) - chuck norris legends (18) - chck norris (16) - chuck norris 481 (16) - chuck norris fast (14) - chuck (14) - the book of chuck norris (13) - chuck norris and waldo (13) - chuck norris energy drinks (12) - citations chuck norris (11) - chuck norris energy (11) - chuck norris facts and myths (11) - meme chuck norris (11) - Chuck norris and hungry man (11) - book of chuck (11) - chuck norris is so fast (10) - chuck norris pushups (10) - chuck norris punches (10) - chuck norris myths and facts (9) - chuck norris book (9) - chuck norris 40 (8) - Chuck norson. (8) - clip art of chuck norris (8) - book of chuck norris (7) - boogeyman myths (7) - holy book of chuck norris (7) - chuck norris boogeyman waldo (7) - the holy book of Chuck Norris (7) - chuck norris art (7) - citations de chuck norris (6) - http://www google com/ (6) - boogeyman chuck (6) - myths of chuck norris (6) - 481 chuck norris (6) - boogeyman norris (6) - reasons chuck norris rocks (6) - chuck norris Punching (6) - norris meme (5) - chuck norris royal flush (5) - chuck norris funny controversies (5) - norris boogeyman (5) - boogeyman and chuck norris (4) - book of chuck norris facts (4) - cache V09SlIK0GcAJ maisonbisson com blog post 11147 chu (4) - reasons chuck norris (4) - chuck norris push ups (4) - 53 reasons chuck norris (4) - waldo clipart (4) - chuck norris RSS (4) - pointless chuck norris facts (4) - chuck norris frostbite (4) - chuck norris myths email (4) - animated chuck norris clip art (4) - CLIPART CHUCK NORRIS (3) - royal flush clip art (3) - 100 chuck norris myths (3) - drink chuck norris (3) - 100 reasons chuck norris (3) - CHUCK NORRI (3) - norris legends (3) - the boogeyman chuck norris (3) - Chuck Norris Myths and Legends (3) - chuck norris chin fist punch (3) - boogeyman closet chuck norris (3) - chuck norris 100 myths (3) - chuch norris (3) - punch chuck norris (3) - chuck norris sues (3) - WALDO chuck (3) - myths chuck norris (3) - waldo vs chuck norris (3) - energy drink chuck norris (3) - Chuck Norris Controversy (3) - chuck norson (3) - clip art chuck norris animation (2) - 54 chuck norris (2) - borkweb com (2) - chuck norris power drink (2) - norris sex com (2) - waldo and chuck norris (2) - the chuck norris punch (2) - BUY CHUCK NORRIS ENERGY DRINK (2) - all (2) - http://www google gr/ (2) - fun myths about chuck norris (2) - chuck norris funny myths (2) - chuck norris legend (2) - controversy chuck norris (2) - chuck norris meme wikipedia (2) - 100 MYTHS OF CHUCK NORRIS (2) - where is waldo chuck norris (2) - song Chuck Norris Legend (2) - chuck norris and the songs he sung (2) - REASONS WHY CHUCK NORRIS ROCKS (2) - ten reasons chuck norris (2) - memes function chuch norris (2) - 80 facts of chuck norris (2) - From Chuck Norris (2) - memes chuck norris (2) - 49 reasons chuck norris (2) - when the boogeyman chuck norris (2) - clipart waldo (2) - chuck energy drink (2) - chuck norris energy drink joke (2) - norris push ups (2) - chuck norris funny book (2) - wikipedia chuck norris myths (2) - chuck norris boogeyman pushups (2) - chuck norris radio clips (2) - waldo clip art (2) - chuck norris 1-100 (2) - top reasons chuck norris (2) - pathologists photos of tim treadwell (2) - chuck norris where is waldo (2) - the book of chuck (2) - 69 facts about Chuck Norris (2) - clipart of Chuck Norris (2) - chuck norris drink energy (2) - chuck norris myth (2) - chuck norris:citations (2) - frostbite clipart (2) - boogeyman chck norris (2) - Batchelder Chuck (1) - waldo chuck norrix (1) - chuck norris beard punch (1) - funny controversies (1) - Clip art for Global Warming (1) - chuck norris searches memes (1) - radio 1 chuck norris (1) - time capsule meme (1) - frostbite clip art (1) - Chuck Norris 10 myths and legends (1) -
hey whats up