Bush Joke

I wish I could admit the provenance of the following, but I’ve been sworn to secrecy. Here goes:

Donald Rumsfeld is briefing president Bush: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”

“Oh no!” exclaims the president, “that’s terrible!”

His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as Bush sits, head in hands.

Finally, he looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”

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  1. Comment by Lichen on December 13, 2005 11:01 am

    Protecting your sources is very important… I’m sure he or she appreciates it. Looks like this is an many-faceted joke, to be repurposed for the troglodyte of your choice. I like, very efficient.

  2. Pingback by Midterms « MaisonBisson.com on November 7, 2006 1:40 pm

    [...] And as funny as the Brazillion Joke is, we need a government that doesn’t lie, a government that’s smart, a government that cares for its people, its soldiers and foreign civilians and our elections. [...]

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